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meet the band

Barry Bluebum

Dwayne Flapjack

Marshall Stack

Barry is the leader and main songwriter for the band. He is a modest cat, with much to be modest about. He lives in a box under the stairs and likes to hunt mice and rabbits. 

Marshall Stack

Dwayne Flapjack

Marshall Stack

Marshall is a classic shredder who loves to make his guitar widdle and squeal. He likes to prance about displaying his luxurious mane, and he relaxes with crosswords and sudoku

Dwayne Flapjack

Dwayne Flapjack

Dwayne Flapjack

Dwayne is from Chicago and has spent 7.5 minutes as a professional singer. His ambition is to make it through to 6pm ever day without recourse to bourbon or other drugs

Dolores Cupcake

Dolores Cupcake

Dwayne Flapjack

Dolores is a professional singer and often wonders how she ended up with this bunch of losers. She believes she is cut out for greater things and her ambition is to star in a musical on Broadway

Mike Stand

Dolores Cupcake

Mike Stand

Mike is a domesticated bandicoot and classically trained musician. One day he would like to be in a proper prog rock band that would fully recognise his talents

Jack Plug

Dolores Cupcake

Mike Stand

Another bandicoot, Jack is the anchor that holds all the custard together. He has previously played in jazz-fusion bands and is looking for something more musically adventurous than Barry's plodding 4/4 compositions

Tommy Tomtom

Buster the Bustard

Pumpkin Pusspuss

Born on parole in New York, Tommy is a psychotic honey badger with a great sense of rhythm and a predilection for chaos. His favourite song is 'Smash It Up' by The Damned

Pumpkin Pusspuss

Buster the Bustard

Pumpkin Pusspuss

Pumpkin is the mastermind behind the sound of the band. He is a hard taskmaster and demands that band members be at work by noon, sometimes working up to as late as 1pm before a nap

Buster the Bustard

Buster the Bustard

Buster the Bustard

Buster is the official mascot for the band, sometimes referred to by his full title of Sir Buster the Custard Bustard. Mostly he lives quietly in a bowl in the pantry, but goes crazy on gig nights

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